Cats don't get into mischief.............. Cats ARE mischief.
The cat could very well be man's best friend, but would never stoop to admitting it.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will pee on your computer, homework, laundry, carpet, stereo, all of the above.
E Pluribus Meow.......... In cats we trust.
We had to give away the kids...... The cat was allergic.
Dogs come when called...... Cats take a message and might get back to you later.
Cats rule..... Dogs drool.
Cats don't WANT to own people...... They prefer to lease with an opion to buy.
Cats keep their claws sharp, because they know that just a purr may not be enough.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy!
Dogs come when they are called..... cats take a message and MIGHT get back to you.
A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of hot chocolate, and a good book....... Ah! Paradise!
I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
~Jean Cocteau
What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys?
~Douglas Coupland
In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
~English Proverb
When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
~Nigerian Proverb
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
~Albert Schweitzer
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
~Doug Larson
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
~Steven Wright
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
~Missy Dizick
Cats are soft-furred mammals, who are mildly and clumsily predatory. They have anywhere from two to a dozen neurons. The baseline intellect of a cat has two states. 1) Chow state (feeding frenzy) 2) Asleep mode (unconscious on your bed with whiskers twitching)
~Elaine Richards
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
~Abraham Lincoln
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
~Anon.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
~Jeff Valdez
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
~Doug Larson
Kitten: small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners. Get at least two.
~strata@psyche.mit.edu
After dark all cats are leopards.
~Native American Proverb (Zuni)
CAT, n: (1) A lapwarmer with a built-in buzzer.
~Anon.
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance -- a sharp, vindictive glance.
~James Thurber
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
~Anon.
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