The 20 Commandments Of Cat Ownership
1. Thou shalt have no other pet before me.
2. Thou shalt cherish and treasure me even before your own mate.
3. Thou shalt understand that our relationship is that of servant and master.
4. Thou shalt give me access to all your foods unless they are not up to my superior standards.
5. Thou shalt understand my nutritional needs, like steak, bacon, fish and high-price speciality foods.
6. Thou shalt not remove me from any of my chosen resting places, inclulding your favorite chair.
7. Thou shalt know that I can do no wrong - ABSOLUTELY NONE.
8. Thou shalt know all my erogenous zones.
9. Thou shalt brush and stroke me daily.
10. Thou shalt pet me when I desire.
11. Thou shalt never raise your hand to me.
12. Thou shalt keep my home quiet at all times.
13. Thou shalt not tease me or make me angry.
14. Thou shat take me to the vets for all my shots.
15. Thou shalt not close any inside doors beore me.
16. Thou shalt never whistle for me ......I'm not that stupid.
17. Thou shalt understand that water and I are not compatible.
18. Thou shalt always put me first for food, comfort and care.
19. Thou shalt treat me with the love, respect and intelligence that my friendship deserves.
20. Thou shalt be my loving, facinating, lifelong friend, as I am yours FOREVER.
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